Maybe swearing will help
$25.00
We now interrupt this relationship for football
Please remain seated during the entire performance
$30.00
Don't be a turd today
$20.00
Please do not flush
Bed and breakfast
$35.00
Liquor - noun
Alexa do the laundry
From $20.00
So fresh and so clean clean
I have mixed drinks about feelings
I don’t need therapy I need 90’s rap
Please no selfies in the bathroom
